Note: Many of these you shouldn’t say on any date.
1. “I think I’m in love with you.”
2. “I brought a U-Haul with me. How’s the closet space in your apartment?”
3. “You know who is really making good music these days? Nickelback. I feel like Chad Kroeger just gets me.”
4. “The last movie I saw? The new Adam Sandler movie. Because you know what’s funny? Hitting people in the face.”
5. “Yeah, my boyfriend and I just broke up yesterday. No, I’m okay, I swear.”